I may be a troll, but I really like my toys. These are some of the things that I use:
1. Canon Powershot : I like it because I can take it everywhere and it is big enough to be great, and small enough to just carry around.
2. Etrex 20: My handy dandy geocaching machine. I like the waterproof feature.
3. Flip Phone: I'm so OLD SCHOOL.
4. Tablets: Ipad2 and Galaxy Tab 7 that I won on Instructables.com.
5. Electoplasma Zombie gun: for those days you just need one.